book 6 wtf, Joanne?

[barbecued]

OMG WTF

TMI AND UNNECESSARY PAIRING UP!!

WTF MOLLYWOBBLES

RON MAKING OUT, OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

AND OH GOD HARRY'S HORMONES

LASTLY, OMG RUN REMUS RUN




Dammit, Joanne!! The ONE thing I didn't want for Book 6 and you put it in!!! Just run, Remus. Run.
Though, I was glad for the random bits of Remus talking about his past.

But OMG I did NOT need to know about Dementors breeding, Arthur and Molly being intimate, Ron's vertical wrestling matches, Harry's wet dreams, or even Harry's "Hello... you're very pretty, aren't you?" to girl!Goyle. WTF Joanne?!

And about Dumbledore, I guess I saw it coming what with the burnt hand and all the extra scenes. And HA, I knew Snape was the Half-Blood Prince, who else was such a Potions expert!? But I definitely wasn't expecting him to be the killer. Though I guess that was to be expected too, because of Chapter 2.

I think Joanne said at some point that Remus would play a large part in 7. But now, I'm just HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY DISTURBED.


Also: If werewolf wounds can't heal (making Bill look like movie!Lupin o_O), then does that mean Remus has some horrible scar on his body, making him even more like Hakkai? *snortgiggle*

And now I must know Regulus's middle name omgwhatizzit???