hoshit, Remus, you kinda suck.

Remus = "Oh noes, woe is me, I am but a lowly werewolf of scum, I do not deserve your young and whole love that is totally stealing dead!Dumbledore's thunder"

or

HBP rant part 2

or

( delayed reaction time )

So in conclusion, Minekura Kazuya > JKR!?