boredom breeds insanity WHEE!!

[barbecued]

The day has come that I bombard this journal with stupid Invader Zim quotes.

MWAHA!!

*cough* Yes. In no particular order...

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom-doom doom doom do-doom doom doom..." -- Gir

"But invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants!! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -- Zim

"It's not stupid, it's advaa~anced." -- Almighty Tallest Purple

"This is awful! When the aliens have come and we're all slaves to their alien evil, will the world ever know how hard I tried? Will they? Huh? Huh?" -- Dib

"Hmmmmm..... chicken!" -- Zim

"Stuff?! In my home?! Never! You'd have to find some kind of flaw in my security net! Since that could never possibly happen, you will have to do your stuff elsewhere!!" -- Zim

"Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
I made it mahself!" --Zim, Gir

"But I need tacos. I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes." -- Gir

"Now, to unleash screaming temporal DOOM." -- Zim

"Why?! Why my piggy?! I loveded you, Piggy! I loveded youuu~!" -- Gir

"Dib, shh! They're going to show the bats eating a cow." -- Gaz

"I am Government Man, come from the government. The government has sent me." -- disguised!Gir

"Leave me alooone~! I'm a regular kid! I just want to eat grubs~!" -- hairy kid

"There's a pigeon on your head. You've got headpigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children." -- Ms. Bitters

"The boy's crazy. Put'im in one o'them crazy buckets." -- soldier

"And now, to unleash stupidity on your entire brain!" -- Zim

"I love you, cold, unfeeling robot arm." -- baby!Zim

"And when the repairs are done... I shall hunt down that evil death bee." -- Zim

"Stand away!! You smell like feet!!" -- Zim


......Dib's surprisingly not very quotable. Huh.